Posté : mer. 22 oct. 2003, 21:54
Un Easter Egg (oeuf de pâques), c'est quelque chose qui n'a rien à voir avec l'intrigue, qui est souvent anachronique et que les développeurs ont mis là parce que ça les amusait. Exemple: le terrible lapin près du temple de Yaga-shura, ou encore la trilogie des pantalons.
Dans ImoenRomance, je viens de découvrir un dialogue qui se déclenche si jamais le personnage:
- A romancé Aerie
- Romance Imoen
- A manipulé son genre avec Shadowkeeper (pour toujours avoir les romances même en étant une femme)
Le résultat donne la discussion suivante !
IMOEN: Heh... three lesbians traveling together. And two of them are Bhaalspawn! Weird, dontcha think?
AERIE: Uh... why do you say that? Where are all those lesbians??~
IMOEN Err, don't know if you've noticed but... <CHARNAME> IS A WOMAN!! Doesn't that imply that I love a woman, and that you loved a woman once!? Last time I checked, that pretty much is being a lesbian, huh?
AERIE: WHAT!? <CHARNAME> is not a woman! Just why are you saying that!?~
IMOEN : Hmmmm... I think *someone's* been playin' with some global variables here. An' with some scripts too. "They" made ya believe <CHARNAME>'s a man, but she's a woman, I can assure you that. I got the "us both being women" dialogue, go figure...~
AERIE : Hmpf!! "They" and their happy patches! I DID find strange that <CHARNAME> had 'protuberances' bigger than mine on "his" chest --quite sensitive by the way-- and NO 'protuberance' *down there*. I thought it was a Bhaalspawn mark or something...~
IMOEN :Yer pretty naive, heheh...~
AERIE : Well, some of the IF-THEN blocks that would have made me aware of that are gone, so I had no option! HMPF, she didn't even tell me about it...~
IMOEN : She didn't have the option either... she just thought t'was fun playin' along, heheh... anyway I'm sure ya enjoyed yourself. I do, that's for sure (Imoen sniggers.)~
AERIE : If "they" cheat, I'm not really in the mood to keep in character, so I won't blush over what you just said. Indeed, I'll tell you that I loved her tongue. And her fingers, oh Baervan bless her fingers... they made me have awesome orgasm after awesome orgasm. Hah! You didn't expect me to say that, huh!?~
IMOEN : Whoa... wild Aerie takes control, hehe! Well, I must admit she's really good at that. Who knows, we may have some... fun together, the three of us, hmmm...?~
AERIE : Actually... I'd love to see if you are a *true* red-head... if you know what I mean. I assure you I'm a true blonde, but you might want to check yourself...~
IMOEN : It would be nice to see... some day. Maybe when we travel together a little... don't know, in other country, like Tethyr...? Who knows... there's only one way of finding it out.~
AERIE : Asking Lord Mirrabbo(copyrighted trademark, all rights reserved)? I've heard he is a lesser god, incredibly wise and powerful. Maybe he knows?~
IMOEN : HAH! Mirrabbo, pfft... sure he knows. But you won't get a thing from that jerk though. A sad guy, I tell ya. I know him pretty well, although he can't say the same about me...~
AERIE : As if *anyone* could know you well, Imoen. Anyway, this Easter egg is getting quite silly now, so let's just drop it, alright?~
IMOEN : I'm all for that. I'd like to see if you're a true blonde, by the way. I'm a sorta nympho, y'know? Especially with elves... I love sweet, slim elven girls. Jaheira makes me hot, and better if I don't tell you about my fantasies with Viconia... and the four of us together...~
AERIE : Alright, that's just too much. I'll send a prayer to Lord Mirrabbo©®™ so he won't fantasize so much about you and the other Bioware™ girls. I'm beginning to think he's quite sad, too...~
IMOEN : Yeah, who else would write something as dirty and stupid as the crazy thing I've just said, EVEN if it is a nearly-impossible-to-get Easter egg? Doesn't he realize a lot of people will look into the dialogue files, and will find this!? Meh, let's just go on... that guy makes me sick, truth be told.
(Imoen turns to the camera, and an Icewind Dale II game box appears in her left hand.)
Oh, and buy Bioware games! If they are Bioware, they are good! (She grins, her right thumb up, and winks at YOU.)~
Dans ImoenRomance, je viens de découvrir un dialogue qui se déclenche si jamais le personnage:
- A romancé Aerie
- Romance Imoen
- A manipulé son genre avec Shadowkeeper (pour toujours avoir les romances même en étant une femme)
Le résultat donne la discussion suivante !
IMOEN: Heh... three lesbians traveling together. And two of them are Bhaalspawn! Weird, dontcha think?
AERIE: Uh... why do you say that? Where are all those lesbians??~
IMOEN Err, don't know if you've noticed but... <CHARNAME> IS A WOMAN!! Doesn't that imply that I love a woman, and that you loved a woman once!? Last time I checked, that pretty much is being a lesbian, huh?
AERIE: WHAT!? <CHARNAME> is not a woman! Just why are you saying that!?~
IMOEN : Hmmmm... I think *someone's* been playin' with some global variables here. An' with some scripts too. "They" made ya believe <CHARNAME>'s a man, but she's a woman, I can assure you that. I got the "us both being women" dialogue, go figure...~
AERIE : Hmpf!! "They" and their happy patches! I DID find strange that <CHARNAME> had 'protuberances' bigger than mine on "his" chest --quite sensitive by the way-- and NO 'protuberance' *down there*. I thought it was a Bhaalspawn mark or something...~
IMOEN :Yer pretty naive, heheh...~
AERIE : Well, some of the IF-THEN blocks that would have made me aware of that are gone, so I had no option! HMPF, she didn't even tell me about it...~
IMOEN : She didn't have the option either... she just thought t'was fun playin' along, heheh... anyway I'm sure ya enjoyed yourself. I do, that's for sure (Imoen sniggers.)~
AERIE : If "they" cheat, I'm not really in the mood to keep in character, so I won't blush over what you just said. Indeed, I'll tell you that I loved her tongue. And her fingers, oh Baervan bless her fingers... they made me have awesome orgasm after awesome orgasm. Hah! You didn't expect me to say that, huh!?~
IMOEN : Whoa... wild Aerie takes control, hehe! Well, I must admit she's really good at that. Who knows, we may have some... fun together, the three of us, hmmm...?~
AERIE : Actually... I'd love to see if you are a *true* red-head... if you know what I mean. I assure you I'm a true blonde, but you might want to check yourself...~
IMOEN : It would be nice to see... some day. Maybe when we travel together a little... don't know, in other country, like Tethyr...? Who knows... there's only one way of finding it out.~
AERIE : Asking Lord Mirrabbo(copyrighted trademark, all rights reserved)? I've heard he is a lesser god, incredibly wise and powerful. Maybe he knows?~
IMOEN : HAH! Mirrabbo, pfft... sure he knows. But you won't get a thing from that jerk though. A sad guy, I tell ya. I know him pretty well, although he can't say the same about me...~
AERIE : As if *anyone* could know you well, Imoen. Anyway, this Easter egg is getting quite silly now, so let's just drop it, alright?~
IMOEN : I'm all for that. I'd like to see if you're a true blonde, by the way. I'm a sorta nympho, y'know? Especially with elves... I love sweet, slim elven girls. Jaheira makes me hot, and better if I don't tell you about my fantasies with Viconia... and the four of us together...~
AERIE : Alright, that's just too much. I'll send a prayer to Lord Mirrabbo©®™ so he won't fantasize so much about you and the other Bioware™ girls. I'm beginning to think he's quite sad, too...~
IMOEN : Yeah, who else would write something as dirty and stupid as the crazy thing I've just said, EVEN if it is a nearly-impossible-to-get Easter egg? Doesn't he realize a lot of people will look into the dialogue files, and will find this!? Meh, let's just go on... that guy makes me sick, truth be told.
(Imoen turns to the camera, and an Icewind Dale II game box appears in her left hand.)
Oh, and buy Bioware games! If they are Bioware, they are good! (She grins, her right thumb up, and winks at YOU.)~